1 00:01:39,052 --> 00:01:41,738 Actually, sir, if you could just take a look now, I'd really appreciate it. 2 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:44,138 There's this issue with my landlord. He's kind of on my back. 3 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:46,506 So if you could just, please, please... 4 00:01:46,508 --> 00:01:48,394 Thank you. 5 00:01:48,396 --> 00:01:52,138 Not bad. Nice work. Good job. Thanks for coming in. 6 00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:54,506 That's it? You got no studio work. 7 00:01:54,508 --> 00:01:57,770 All we do is studio work. Food, fashion, celebrity portraits... 8 00:01:57,772 --> 00:01:59,275 I got celebs. Who? 9 00:01:59,277 --> 00:02:01,899 Uh, I actually just shot Frank Stallone for this... 10 00:02:01,901 --> 00:02:04,427 - He's the brother of... - I know who he is. 11 00:02:04,429 --> 00:02:05,899 It's out of order. 12 00:02:05,901 --> 00:02:09,898 Look, we sell sex. You got no sex in there. 13 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,586 See that? We shot that. I'd have sex with that. 14 00:02:13,325 --> 00:02:14,858 You are a photo journalist. 15 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:18,123 You take pretty pictures of trees and buildings and homeless people. 16 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,202 Stick with that. If you could just, um... 17 00:02:20,204 --> 00:02:22,411 I... I don't have studio work because I can't afford it. 18 00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:26,251 I can't afford it because I don't have jobs that, um, pay like studio work. 19 00:02:26,253 --> 00:02:31,626 See? So, I-I really feel like I could be great at this. 20 00:02:31,628 --> 00:02:35,403 I just... I... I need someone to take a chance. 21 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:38,155 Good luck with that. 22 00:02:59,853 --> 00:03:02,443 - Oh, I love it. - - It's kind of that Sinatraesque jazz music. 23 00:03:02,444 --> 00:03:04,235 And it's not a scene. It's not like... 24 00:03:04,237 --> 00:03:06,795 We could do our work there. We could talk about business. 25 00:03:06,797 --> 00:03:08,331 We could... Oh, definitely. 26 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,411 Oh, hey, hon. 27 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:13,931 Uh, this is my... Uh, Candy. 28 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,363 Right. 29 00:03:16,365 --> 00:03:18,731 This is Candy. You're not at work. 30 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:21,515 I'm not at work. I am right here. 31 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:24,459 Candy, could you excuse us? 32 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:26,347 Yeah. Sure. 33 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,683 Oh, you mean... Mm-hmm. 34 00:03:37,357 --> 00:03:40,395 Okay. Now, before you get all in a huff, just hear me out, okay? 35 00:03:40,397 --> 00:03:41,931 Candy is the new manager's assistant. 36 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:44,427 While Don's in Anaheim, I'm getting her acclimated. 37 00:03:44,429 --> 00:03:46,603 - To our home? - Yeah. We were in the neighborhood, okay? 38 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:48,460 - And I left my laptop. - Oh, Eric. 39 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,443 What? Claire! Don't power-lunch me, Eric. 40 00:03:50,445 --> 00:03:52,140 Then what do you want to hear? The truth. 41 00:03:52,141 --> 00:03:54,155 - The truth? - That you'd rather spend time... 42 00:03:54,157 --> 00:03:56,140 filing things in Candy's drawers than home with your wife. 43 00:03:56,142 --> 00:03:58,091 You work just as much as I do, okay? So... 44 00:03:58,093 --> 00:04:00,076 It's like a side project, isn't it, Eric? 45 00:04:00,078 --> 00:04:02,827 - Oh, no. Not now. Not the big-picture speech. - Working on us. 46 00:04:02,829 --> 00:04:06,092 It's like the bedroom walls we never get around to repainting. 47 00:04:06,094 --> 00:04:08,780 I mean, what are we doing here? 48 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:11,436 Can I say something? 49 00:04:14,445 --> 00:04:17,196 I actually really like the paint in the bedroom. 50 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:29,676 Evicted. 51 00:04:37,229 --> 00:04:39,884 I can't believe this. I truly find this unbelievable. 52 00:04:39,886 --> 00:04:41,580 Did you ask me if I had the rent? 53 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:44,140 No. Instead you chuck all my stuff out into the hallway. 54 00:04:44,142 --> 00:04:48,236 Do you have the rent? That's not the point, Dave. 55 00:04:48,238 --> 00:04:50,668 Okay, you know what? 56 00:04:50,669 --> 00:04:54,028 I'm working tonight, and I will bring the check in the morning. You don't work, Thomas. 57 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:59,820 You are a fake cabdriver who drive people around in a fake taxicab! 58 00:04:59,822 --> 00:05:03,212 That's on the side. Okay. You know what? I wasn't gonna tell you this. I got a job today. 59 00:05:03,214 --> 00:05:05,004 A real job? Yes, a real job. 60 00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:06,796 And it's a big, fat paycheck. 61 00:05:06,798 --> 00:05:11,212 So why don't you help me pick all this crap up and put it right back into that room? 62 00:05:11,214 --> 00:05:12,716 Please. Dave. 63 00:05:12,718 --> 00:05:15,244 Sorry, Thom. I can't carry you anymore! 64 00:05:15,246 --> 00:05:17,708 Dave. Dave. No! No! 65 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:19,692 You gotta listen. Please. No, I can't do that. 66 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:22,701 Don't do this to me. Dave? Dave! 67 00:06:55,087 --> 00:06:57,293 Okay, bye. Suzanne? 68 00:06:57,295 --> 00:06:59,885 Um, did you send out the mailing list? 69 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,349 That's it there. Great. 70 00:07:02,351 --> 00:07:03,950 Great. 71 00:07:03,952 --> 00:07:06,509 - Suzanne, thanks for staying. - Oh, my pleasure. 72 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:08,494 So, you're done. 73 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:12,142 You heading home? Heading out? 74 00:07:13,423 --> 00:07:14,989 You need me to mail those? 75 00:07:14,991 --> 00:07:17,325 No. No. 76 00:07:17,327 --> 00:07:19,117 You've done more than enough. 77 00:07:19,119 --> 00:07:20,878 Okay, then. 78 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,413 Hey! How's your boyfriend? 79 00:07:22,415 --> 00:07:25,741 - What's his name again? - Chris? 80 00:07:25,743 --> 00:07:28,429 Chris. Oh. Oh, we broke up. 81 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:30,670 Oh, you did? I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. 82 00:07:30,672 --> 00:07:32,430 We never really fit anyway. 83 00:07:32,431 --> 00:07:33,966 Yeah? Mm-hmm. 84 00:07:33,968 --> 00:07:36,942 I mean, we tried to make it work, but... 85 00:07:36,944 --> 00:07:39,277 Oh, he always wanted me to be somebody I'm not. 86 00:07:39,279 --> 00:07:41,005 You know? Totally. 87 00:07:41,007 --> 00:07:44,622 Correcting my grammar, buying me clothes I didn't like, 88 00:07:44,624 --> 00:07:47,770 putting a pillowcase over my head and bending me over the furniture. 89 00:07:48,464 --> 00:07:52,046 I just... I never got used to it. 90 00:07:53,712 --> 00:07:55,245 Hmm. 91 00:07:55,247 --> 00:07:58,414 But live and learn. Good guy. Just not the one for me. 92 00:07:58,416 --> 00:08:00,462 Yeah. 93 00:08:00,464 --> 00:08:03,182 You sure you don't want me to mail those? 94 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,614 No. No, I'll get it. 95 00:08:05,616 --> 00:08:07,469 Thank you. 96 00:08:07,471 --> 00:08:08,654 Okay. 97 00:08:17,392 --> 00:08:20,046 Claire, where the hell are yo? 98 00:08:20,048 --> 00:08:21,710 Well, I hope you get this. 99 00:08:21,712 --> 00:08:23,758 I called your home, but for some reason... 100 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,478 your machine didn't pick up, so I am calling you here. 101 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,878 This is your mama, by the way. 102 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,958 I... I shouldn't be leaving a message like this, 103 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,487 but it is about your dad. 104 00:08:33,488 --> 00:08:36,942 His daughter, Eve, called and he... 105 00:08:36,944 --> 00:08:38,958 he went and he had a heart attack. 106 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,439 He's okay though. Well, I guess he's not okay. He had a goddamn heart attack. 107 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:45,646 But he ain't dead. 108 00:08:45,648 --> 00:08:47,406 So, I was thinking, 109 00:08:47,408 --> 00:08:50,063 I got the number of the hospital he's at in California... 110 00:08:50,065 --> 00:08:53,454 on the off chance that you might want to call him. 111 00:09:07,537 --> 00:09:10,190 What are your plans for Memorial Day weekend? 112 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:13,295 What's going on out there? Jeff, let's take those calls. 113 00:09:13,297 --> 00:09:16,623 Let's hear what people have planned for Memorial Day weekend. 114 00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:45,998 Where to? Drive. 115 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,495 - What? - Just drive. 116 00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:51,727 I know I have big plans, and, uh, I'm braving it. 117 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:10,319 Oh, God. 118 00:10:35,121 --> 00:10:37,487 Are you... 119 00:11:13,969 --> 00:11:16,976 If you're going past Newark, I gotta charge round trip. 120 00:11:16,978 --> 00:11:21,328 I don't make the rules. That's... That's headquarters. 121 00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:26,064 You can't go past New Brunswick either. 122 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:28,592 That's... That's corporation limit. 123 00:11:30,354 --> 00:11:32,016 Heck, even New Brunswick's pushing it. 124 00:11:32,018 --> 00:11:35,728 Would you shut up? I'm not paying you to talk. 125 00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:38,160 I'm paying you to drive. 126 00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:41,008 That's why I took a cab, so that I could sit in the back... 127 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:45,392 while some foreigner who speaks broken English could take me where I need to go. 128 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:47,632 - I don't know where you need to go. - I don't care where. 129 00:11:47,634 --> 00:11:50,352 I don't care where. I don't care how much it costs. 130 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:55,248 I will just pay you... whatever it costs. 131 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,032 Because I don't care. Do you get it? I don't care! 132 00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,568 I don't care! 133 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:02,800 Do you care? 134 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,848 Oh... 135 00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:12,113 - Holy shit. - Mornin'. 136 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,441 Holy shit! 137 00:13:19,443 --> 00:13:22,257 - Where are we? - Rodney. 138 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:25,169 What? Rodney. It's about an hour outside of Pittsburgh. 139 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,665 - Pennsylvania? - That would be the one. 140 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,661 We're in Pennsylvania? Mm-hmm. 141 00:13:30,515 --> 00:13:33,073 - Are you joking? - Mmm, no. 142 00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:36,498 - Why would you bring me here? - You told me to. 143 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:39,473 - To drive to Rodney? - "Just drive." That's what you said. 144 00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:41,777 "Just drive." 145 00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:44,945 Oh. 146 00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:47,921 Oh, I get it. 147 00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:51,089 You drive me all the out here, so you can drive me all the way back. 148 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,361 That way you make twice as much. 149 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:58,993 That's really clever. Dan Reeves. 150 00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,857 - Turn around. - I can't. 151 00:14:03,859 --> 00:14:06,450 You'll get your round trip. Now turn us around. 152 00:14:06,452 --> 00:14:08,241 I can't drive through the median. It's illegal. 153 00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:10,257 I'll pay for the ticket. Just turn us around. 154 00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:13,745 - Six miles to the next exit. You'll just have to wait. - Stop the car! 155 00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:16,466 Okay. 156 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,234 Meter's running. 157 00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:04,210 Can you wait in the car? 158 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:08,146 Here's your purse. 159 00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:15,826 I got it. 160 00:15:15,828 --> 00:15:17,522 I got it. 161 00:15:22,996 --> 00:15:24,786 I'm sorry. 162 00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:31,443 We can work something out if you, um... 163 00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:34,802 You know, if you don't have enough. 164 00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:41,651 Anyway, 165 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:44,498 I am sorry. 166 00:16:21,845 --> 00:16:24,914 You're a licensed cabbie? Don't point that at me. 167 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:26,643 You have a good record, right? You're professional? 168 00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:29,875 - Yeah. - No accidents or tickets? 169 00:16:29,877 --> 00:16:31,667 None. Honestly? 170 00:16:31,669 --> 00:16:33,747 Honestly. 171 00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:36,467 I need an atlas. 172 00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:45,715 Ready? Looks like we just stay on 70. 173 00:16:45,717 --> 00:16:49,011 70... West? 174 00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:50,003 Mm-hmm. 175 00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:56,083 So where we heading? 176 00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:58,099 Encinitas. 177 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,403 Where is that? Pennsylvania? 178 00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,123 Ohio? 179 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:06,132 California. 180 00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:11,648 Oh, God. You're serious. 181 00:17:12,854 --> 00:17:15,059 Yeah. Um, we're not doing that. 182 00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,323 Why not? Oh, I don't know. 183 00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:20,051 I got... I got... other things to do. 184 00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:23,475 I got meetings. I got deadlines. I'm not just a taxi driver, you know. 185 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,947 I'll pay whatever the meter says. 186 00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:27,604 The meter would explode trying to calculate a fare that big. 187 00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,555 Then name your price. 188 00:17:31,061 --> 00:17:33,043 We're talking a lot of money. 189 00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:35,540 Like, buttloads. 190 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,140 2,000. 191 00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:40,180 2,000 gets you to the Pittsburgh Airport. 192 00:17:40,182 --> 00:17:42,356 You can fly anywhere in the continental United States. 193 00:17:42,358 --> 00:17:44,243 I don't fly. 3,000. 194 00:17:44,245 --> 00:17:47,668 3,000 is... carry the one... still not enough. 195 00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:50,099 - Four. - Five. 196 00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:52,244 - Done. - Six. 197 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:57,396 - You said five. - Five, tonight. 198 00:17:59,574 --> 00:18:01,523 A thousand at the end of each day. 199 00:18:01,525 --> 00:18:03,604 Five days, 5,000. 200 00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:05,588 Plus accommodations. Done. 201 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,188 - And food. - Fine. 202 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:09,651 Fine. 203 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,212 So, uh, Encinitas, huh? 204 00:18:14,742 --> 00:18:16,468 Dan, is it? 205 00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:22,835 Claire. 206 00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:46,068 I'm dying up here. 207 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,628 It's this car. It's depressing. 208 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,644 You should take better care of it. Yeah? 209 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:54,613 That's funny you mention that. I was just about to get, uh, cashmere upholstery in here. 210 00:18:54,615 --> 00:18:58,740 Beautiful. But then I splurged on gasoline. 211 00:18:59,734 --> 00:19:01,908 Well, I bet you spend a lot of time in here. 212 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,884 You'd be surprised what a little T.L.C. could do to brighten your mood. 213 00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:06,548 Yeah, I don't think the cab's the problem here. 214 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:09,365 Uh, it wouldn't kill us to get out every once in a while. 215 00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:12,501 You know, stretch our legs, get a sense of where we are, how far we've come. 216 00:19:12,503 --> 00:19:14,517 That's what, uh, road trips are for. 217 00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:17,460 Otherwise, Pennsylvania, Kansas, Utah, 218 00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:20,436 you know, they're just names on a map. 219 00:19:20,438 --> 00:19:22,587 Might as well be on a plane looking down. 220 00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:26,229 There. Let's stop there. 221 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:29,140 There you go. Wait, where? 222 00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:36,885 Okay. 223 00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:50,165 Can you pop the trunk? 224 00:20:04,055 --> 00:20:05,397 Oh. 225 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,149 Right. Let me... What's all this? 226 00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:11,413 Uh, some guy I drove last night left it. 227 00:20:11,415 --> 00:20:13,236 Can we get rid of it? No! No. 228 00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:16,373 He, uh... He asked me to hold onto it. 229 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,285 He called about it, so... He must be really lonely. 230 00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:23,957 You ever notice how really lonely men have huge DVD collections? 231 00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:27,093 Fills the void, I guess. 232 00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:39,925 Ready? 233 00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:47,061 Oh. 234 00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:30,102 Was it an accident? 235 00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:33,654 - What? - What happened back in New York. 236 00:21:35,768 --> 00:21:37,654 It's cool with me. It's cool with me. 237 00:21:37,656 --> 00:21:42,710 I'm just telling you, I don't want to get dragged into something, you know, as... 238 00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,470 As what? 239 00:21:45,784 --> 00:21:47,286 An accomplice. 240 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,454 Come on. 241 00:21:50,455 --> 00:21:53,142 You're driving cross-country in a taxicab. 242 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,957 Your method of payment happens to be your husband's checkbook. 243 00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:58,102 And you don't want your photo taken. 244 00:21:58,104 --> 00:22:00,598 That's curious. 245 00:22:01,432 --> 00:22:03,030 - I killed my husband. - Shh. 246 00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:09,174 Look, I don't really feel comfortable telling you my life story. 247 00:22:09,176 --> 00:22:11,158 He found out about the affair. 248 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,662 What? Your husband. 249 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,190 He found out about the... the bohunk living in Encinitas... 250 00:22:15,192 --> 00:22:16,823 we're heading out to see. 251 00:22:16,825 --> 00:22:19,799 Oh, I should've known. I see it now. 252 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,942 Look, I'm sure this is a lot of fun for you, 253 00:22:21,944 --> 00:22:24,151 but I don't feel comfortable telling you my life story. 254 00:22:24,153 --> 00:22:25,911 Then don't. 255 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,606 Less I know, the better. 256 00:22:31,608 --> 00:22:33,654 Are you gonna do this the whole trip? 257 00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,215 You're not gonna talk, I'm gonna fill in the gaps. 258 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,975 My father's in a hospital in Encinitas. He had a heart attack. 259 00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:44,886 So if you're not gonna stop talking, could you at least switch subjects? 260 00:22:45,561 --> 00:22:47,158 Absolutely. 261 00:22:48,472 --> 00:22:51,350 So, 262 00:22:51,352 --> 00:22:53,431 you're married? 263 00:22:54,361 --> 00:22:56,183 What's that like? It's great. 264 00:22:56,185 --> 00:22:58,711 Yeah? I don't think I could do it. 265 00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:02,231 I think it's unnatural. Did you know that out of all the mammals on earth, 266 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:04,503 only a quarter of them are monogamous? 267 00:23:04,505 --> 00:23:06,071 The rest? 268 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,623 Sleeping around. 269 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,446 Doin' it. 270 00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:13,047 Many of which eat their own poop. 271 00:23:13,049 --> 00:23:15,190 I just think we have unrealistic expectations. 272 00:23:15,192 --> 00:23:17,335 Did you know that marriage was originally conceived... 273 00:23:17,337 --> 00:23:21,783 as an agreement between families for financial gain, security... 274 00:23:21,785 --> 00:23:25,623 And then somewhere along the line, this whole concept of... of love got stirred in. 275 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:29,911 But they just don't mix. Marriage ruins love. Love ruins marriage. 276 00:23:30,489 --> 00:23:32,183 It's awful. 277 00:23:32,185 --> 00:23:34,135 Take George and Wilma over there. 278 00:23:34,136 --> 00:23:37,143 I bet they were insanely happy, once upon a time. 279 00:23:37,145 --> 00:23:39,095 And then they got married. 280 00:23:39,097 --> 00:23:41,527 Had kids, went broke. 281 00:23:41,529 --> 00:23:44,023 George was a wonderful plumber, but a terrible accountant. 282 00:23:44,025 --> 00:23:46,135 Wilma probably blamed him, thought about leaving him, 283 00:23:46,137 --> 00:23:49,175 but decided to stick it out, you know? 284 00:23:49,881 --> 00:23:51,864 For the kids. 285 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,295 And now here they are after all these years, 286 00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:56,279 without a thing to say. 287 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,863 Maybe they're enjoying it. 288 00:24:00,729 --> 00:24:02,776 Sitting with someone they really know. 289 00:24:03,705 --> 00:24:05,847 Someone who really knows them. 290 00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:10,743 Not having to say something witty or insightful. 291 00:24:13,113 --> 00:24:15,639 I like my version better. Just a little bit. 292 00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:17,720 It's a better story. 293 00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:21,239 For someone who's never been married before, how'd you get to be such an expert? 294 00:24:21,241 --> 00:24:24,471 - You must've come close once or twice. - Uh, no. 295 00:24:24,473 --> 00:24:28,280 Um, I, uh, got a degree in psychoanalysis. 296 00:24:30,329 --> 00:24:32,888 You're a therapist. 297 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:35,608 And a taxi driver. 298 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:38,359 - Wow. - Driving is just something I do on the side. 299 00:24:38,361 --> 00:24:40,472 You know, for fun. 300 00:24:43,194 --> 00:24:44,887 Well, you might want to change your focus. 301 00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:47,320 You're a much better taxi driver than you are a therapist. 302 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,336 Hey, Dan. 303 00:25:25,818 --> 00:25:27,288 Dan? 304 00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:28,536 Dan? 305 00:25:28,538 --> 00:25:30,968 Dan! Dan! 306 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,880 - Dan! - Ah! 307 00:25:33,882 --> 00:25:34,744 Dan! 308 00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:37,976 Aaah! 309 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:43,544 Oh, God! 310 00:25:48,218 --> 00:25:51,416 Well, that was... 311 00:25:52,698 --> 00:25:54,808 - The alignment seems to be a little... - Stop the car. 312 00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:57,656 - What? - Stop the car. 313 00:25:57,658 --> 00:26:00,472 - Why? - You just drove across four lanes. 314 00:26:00,474 --> 00:26:01,944 - That's because the... - The what? 315 00:26:01,946 --> 00:26:03,544 The alignment? That's not what I said. 316 00:26:03,546 --> 00:26:04,953 - That is what you said. - No. 317 00:26:04,955 --> 00:26:06,809 - Pull over. Pull over right now. - What? 318 00:26:06,811 --> 00:26:08,504 What are you gonna do, get out and walk? 319 00:26:08,506 --> 00:26:12,184 There. There. Pine Bluff Motel in five miles. Take me there. 320 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:15,160 Yes, Ms. Daisy. 321 00:26:15,162 --> 00:26:19,416 Getting a hotel room, I'm writing you a check, and then you are going the hell away! 322 00:26:19,418 --> 00:26:21,336 Sounds good. 323 00:26:26,363 --> 00:26:28,152 Hmm. 324 00:26:30,811 --> 00:26:32,921 Do you work here? 325 00:26:39,418 --> 00:26:40,888 Sometimes. 326 00:26:41,723 --> 00:26:43,929 Good. I need one room, please. 327 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,105 Fifty-five, even. 328 00:26:53,787 --> 00:26:55,353 Where's my purse? 329 00:26:56,346 --> 00:26:58,489 Dan, where's my purse? 330 00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,089 This purse? 331 00:27:00,091 --> 00:27:03,257 Oh. I guess it's not on me. 332 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,777 Okay. 333 00:27:16,571 --> 00:27:19,257 Well, I appreciate you looking. Yes. 334 00:27:20,796 --> 00:27:22,585 I understand. 335 00:27:23,707 --> 00:27:25,369 Okay. Thank you. 336 00:27:25,371 --> 00:27:26,585 Bye. 337 00:27:28,859 --> 00:27:31,238 It says you have 25 cents left. 338 00:27:32,475 --> 00:27:33,817 Here. 339 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,697 They checked the entire restaurant, the parking lot... 340 00:27:36,987 --> 00:27:38,522 Nothing. 341 00:27:41,211 --> 00:27:43,705 I had to cancel all the credit cards. 342 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:52,922 The good news is they're gonna send it to my mom's. 343 00:27:52,924 --> 00:27:55,833 So we can just pick it up in Vegas. 344 00:27:57,179 --> 00:28:00,217 You can blow it all on blackjack or something. 345 00:28:00,219 --> 00:28:03,738 If they find it. Or something. Mmm. Mm-hmm. 346 00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:05,658 Um, 347 00:28:08,507 --> 00:28:10,962 what did you say you had on you? 348 00:28:11,835 --> 00:28:14,586 I didn't. Okay. 349 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:20,377 Could you check? Oh, $83. 350 00:28:20,379 --> 00:28:21,946 Okay. 351 00:28:23,324 --> 00:28:24,986 Credit cards? 352 00:28:24,988 --> 00:28:28,826 I have $83 to my name. 353 00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:31,706 I thought you were a therapist. 354 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:36,281 I was just... playing around. 355 00:28:37,788 --> 00:28:39,161 So you're... you're poor? 356 00:28:39,163 --> 00:28:42,362 No, you're poor. I have $83. 357 00:28:42,364 --> 00:28:44,436 Fine. Whatever. 358 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,386 Isn't there something you want to ask me? 359 00:28:47,388 --> 00:28:49,658 No. 360 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:55,930 Well, can we? Can we what? 361 00:28:55,932 --> 00:28:57,722 Don't be obtuse. You know. 362 00:28:57,724 --> 00:29:00,666 Can we use my $83 to get us across the rest of the country? 363 00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:04,154 - Well, can we? - Can we what? 364 00:29:05,692 --> 00:29:10,842 Can we use your $83 to get us across the rest of the country? 365 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,467 No. 366 00:29:13,469 --> 00:29:15,258 Why not? 367 00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:19,770 You think $83 is gonna get us across half a continent? 368 00:29:19,772 --> 00:29:21,370 I don't know. 369 00:29:21,372 --> 00:29:24,186 We could fill this whole cab with what you don't know. 370 00:29:24,188 --> 00:29:26,522 Now get your hubby to wire you some money. 371 00:29:26,524 --> 00:29:28,475 No. Why not? 372 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:29,979 I can't call him. 373 00:29:29,981 --> 00:29:31,418 - He's dead, isn't he? - No. 374 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,859 You killed him? No. 375 00:29:32,861 --> 00:29:34,842 Okay, then get him on "thee" phone... 376 00:29:34,844 --> 00:29:36,826 so that he can wire "ye" some money, 377 00:29:36,828 --> 00:29:39,227 and then we can go the "helleth" away from here. 378 00:29:39,229 --> 00:29:40,666 - I'm not calling him. - Why not? 379 00:29:40,668 --> 00:29:42,778 - Because! - Because why? 380 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,475 Because! 381 00:29:45,308 --> 00:29:47,898 You know what? Forget it. Just... 382 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,371 Just get out, would ya? 383 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:51,387 Leave your crap, I'll sell it on eBay, 384 00:29:51,388 --> 00:29:53,979 and you just go on your merry way. 385 00:30:11,869 --> 00:30:13,979 Holy shit, you cry a lot. 386 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:17,435 - Shut up! - Aaah! Ow! 387 00:30:17,437 --> 00:30:19,483 No! No! Ow! Hey! 388 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,851 No. No. Hey. I don't play that. 389 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,739 No, I'm sorry. No, we are not doing this. 390 00:30:23,741 --> 00:30:25,435 I do not fight women. 391 00:30:25,437 --> 00:30:27,419 Ah! Oh, my nads! 392 00:30:27,421 --> 00:30:29,307 All right, that is it. That is it! 393 00:30:29,309 --> 00:30:31,259 Ow! Huh? 394 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:35,579 Hey! Hey! 395 00:31:10,653 --> 00:31:12,860 Yeah? 396 00:31:21,277 --> 00:31:23,387 Where you goin'? Bathroom. 397 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:40,925 There she is. 398 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:46,300 - Where'd you go? - Oh, I was just... 399 00:32:46,302 --> 00:32:47,868 lookin' for food. 400 00:32:47,870 --> 00:32:49,692 You hungry? 401 00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:53,757 I thought you left. 402 00:32:59,806 --> 00:33:02,108 Find anything good? 403 00:33:18,142 --> 00:33:19,773 Where you going? 404 00:33:31,006 --> 00:33:32,637 Morning. Hey, there. 405 00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:35,069 - Howdy. - What can I do ya for? 406 00:33:35,071 --> 00:33:37,628 Oh, about 10 bucks. I'm cheap and lonely. 407 00:33:37,630 --> 00:33:40,381 No. 408 00:33:40,383 --> 00:33:44,957 Uh, the guy here last night said there was some sort of, um, breakfast or... 409 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:49,117 Yes, a continental breakfast right around the corner in Conference Room 1. 410 00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:51,293 Thank you kindly. 411 00:34:39,551 --> 00:34:42,334 I used to have these all the time growing up. 412 00:34:42,336 --> 00:34:45,118 Can't believe I never got tired of 'em. 413 00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:47,934 Well, good. 414 00:34:47,935 --> 00:34:50,141 'Cause that's breakfast, lunch and dinner. 415 00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,645 Dan? 416 00:35:01,663 --> 00:35:05,245 I know this puts you in an awkward position with the cab company and everything. 417 00:35:07,552 --> 00:35:09,949 But it means a lot. 418 00:35:15,328 --> 00:35:17,950 So how do we get you to California? 419 00:35:23,744 --> 00:35:25,566 Where's the nearest airport? 420 00:35:40,064 --> 00:35:42,878 Where to? Uh, Elmont, but... 421 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,510 We'll get you there. 422 00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:54,910 - Elmont? - Probably a suburb. 423 00:35:54,912 --> 00:35:57,470 - Probably. - Yeah, I'll find it. You just, uh... 424 00:35:57,472 --> 00:35:59,486 Just what? 425 00:35:59,488 --> 00:36:01,054 Fill in the gaps. 426 00:36:04,256 --> 00:36:05,982 Oh, right. 427 00:36:07,329 --> 00:36:10,750 So, uh, next thing you know, my dad's got $80,000 worth of debt... 428 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,862 and four tons of tapioca pudding in the basement. 429 00:36:12,864 --> 00:36:15,038 Well, I'll be. 430 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,702 What company did you say he was with? 431 00:36:16,704 --> 00:36:18,943 Uh, it was the Good Topeka Business... 432 00:36:18,945 --> 00:36:22,142 Or Better Topeka... Something... Something. 433 00:36:22,144 --> 00:36:24,959 Never heard of it. Yeah, it's not around anymore. 434 00:36:24,961 --> 00:36:27,487 Boy, I can see why. Next right. 435 00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:29,022 Right. Right. 436 00:36:29,024 --> 00:36:31,583 What? No... I... 437 00:36:32,897 --> 00:36:34,207 Good. That was really good. 438 00:36:34,209 --> 00:36:35,711 Was that my street? 439 00:36:35,713 --> 00:36:38,495 Uh, no. No, that's uh, construction. No. 440 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:42,271 We're actually gonna take a scenic route. 441 00:36:53,216 --> 00:36:54,719 Left. Right. 442 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,486 And here we are. 443 00:37:00,865 --> 00:37:03,487 That'll be 48.50. 444 00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,439 How much? Forty-eight. 445 00:37:05,441 --> 00:37:08,447 Forty-eight? I'd say that's a bit steep. 446 00:37:08,449 --> 00:37:10,975 How much is it normally? About 25. 447 00:37:10,977 --> 00:37:13,247 Sounds good. I'll get your bags. 448 00:37:17,121 --> 00:37:19,486 It was 55, right? 55 College? 449 00:37:19,488 --> 00:37:21,887 It was 55 College. What street are you on? 450 00:37:21,889 --> 00:37:23,423 Uh, this is... Yeah, this is... 451 00:37:23,425 --> 00:37:25,119 Oh, wait, no. This is... 452 00:37:25,121 --> 00:37:26,751 How am I looking back there? 453 00:37:26,753 --> 00:37:30,111 Um, guess I'll just... 454 00:37:30,113 --> 00:37:32,895 Clark, you sit down. 455 00:37:32,897 --> 00:37:36,031 Aaah! 456 00:37:37,985 --> 00:37:39,359 I think I'm done. 457 00:37:39,361 --> 00:37:40,704 Yep. 458 00:37:42,785 --> 00:37:44,511 How much do we have left after this? 459 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:48,223 - Uh, hopefully enough to get us through Colorado. - That's it? 460 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:51,551 Haven't driven a car lately, have you? 461 00:37:51,553 --> 00:37:53,247 Yeah. 462 00:37:53,249 --> 00:37:55,104 Welcome to the rest of the world. 463 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,919 Maybe we should go back to the airport. God, no. 464 00:37:57,921 --> 00:38:01,120 Let's keep going. We can always do this again. 465 00:38:15,841 --> 00:38:18,207 Good idea. 466 00:38:18,209 --> 00:38:20,320 We'll have better luck in Denver anyhow. 467 00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:29,826 - Yes? - Hi. 468 00:42:29,827 --> 00:42:31,810 Hello. 469 00:42:31,812 --> 00:42:34,178 This is going to be a strange question, but... 470 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:38,850 did a young man happen to come here looking to use your restroom or something? 471 00:42:38,852 --> 00:42:40,098 No. 472 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,082 Did you lose someone? 473 00:42:42,084 --> 00:42:43,234 Yeah. 474 00:42:43,236 --> 00:42:45,442 Yeah, I think I fell asleep in my car. 475 00:42:45,444 --> 00:42:47,650 And when I woke up, he was gone. 476 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,794 And I don't know why he would stop here. 477 00:42:49,796 --> 00:42:52,226 Or, uh... 478 00:42:52,228 --> 00:42:54,146 I actually don't know where I am. 479 00:42:54,148 --> 00:42:56,002 I'm sorry. 480 00:42:56,004 --> 00:42:58,178 Well, you're in Boulder. 481 00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,650 Arnold, who is it? Hmm. 482 00:42:59,652 --> 00:43:03,810 Lynnette, did you see, uh, some guy walking around outside? 483 00:43:03,812 --> 00:43:05,730 Well, gosh, no. 484 00:43:05,732 --> 00:43:07,970 - What's his name? - Dan Reeves. 485 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:11,970 Well, like the football coach? 486 00:43:11,972 --> 00:43:13,475 Uh, sure. 487 00:43:13,477 --> 00:43:14,914 This guy she was traveling with... 488 00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:18,146 took off while she was sleeping in the car. 489 00:43:18,148 --> 00:43:20,354 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 490 00:43:20,356 --> 00:43:22,242 Well, we will keep an eye out for him. 491 00:43:22,244 --> 00:43:23,971 What's he look like, sweetie? 492 00:43:23,973 --> 00:43:26,434 Oh, I have a picture. 493 00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:38,115 Surprise! 494 00:43:38,117 --> 00:43:41,282 Thom! 495 00:43:41,284 --> 00:43:44,866 - That was classic! - Oh, my gosh! 496 00:43:44,868 --> 00:43:48,098 I can't believe it. You should've seen the looks on your faces. 497 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,275 Well, you had me going. Dan Reeves. 498 00:43:50,276 --> 00:43:54,371 Oh, I wish you'd let me know you were coming. The place is a mess. 499 00:43:54,373 --> 00:43:56,611 Your father promised me he was gonna sweep up. 500 00:43:56,613 --> 00:43:59,843 We wanted to surprise you. Well, it's just an absolute mess. 501 00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:02,979 Uh, Mom, Dad, this is Claire. 502 00:44:02,981 --> 00:44:04,610 Hello. 503 00:44:04,612 --> 00:44:06,691 H-Hi. 504 00:44:06,693 --> 00:44:08,419 So what brings you out here? 505 00:44:08,421 --> 00:44:10,979 Well, you know, uh, we, uh, got this crazy idea... 506 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:14,691 to travel cross-country, and I thought, hey, I know someone in Boulder. 507 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:17,699 So... So you drove from New York, just like that? 508 00:44:17,701 --> 00:44:19,267 Just like that. What fun! 509 00:44:19,269 --> 00:44:20,771 Yeah! That's fun! 510 00:44:21,637 --> 00:44:23,779 Well, I don't believe it. 511 00:44:23,781 --> 00:44:26,307 - Well, are you guys hungry? - Not really. 512 00:44:26,309 --> 00:44:28,291 - Starving. - Oh, wonderful. 513 00:44:28,293 --> 00:44:30,371 Let's get you fed. Come on, sweetheart. 514 00:44:30,373 --> 00:44:33,156 We just had dinner. We can't spend too much time. We have to get, uh, 515 00:44:33,158 --> 00:44:34,627 back on the road soon, Mom. 516 00:44:34,629 --> 00:44:36,515 Okay. What would you like to eat, sweetheart? 517 00:44:36,517 --> 00:44:39,299 Why don't you sit right here, next to the father. 518 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,979 And that is Asian chicken on the table. It is so very good. 519 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:47,235 And then I have some meat loaf and some bean salad. 520 00:44:47,237 --> 00:44:49,763 Uh, Lynn, I'll take some more meat loaf. 521 00:44:49,765 --> 00:44:52,515 Oh, that's a good one, isn't it? Those are our surgeons. 522 00:44:52,517 --> 00:44:54,564 Uh, that's Todd and Marsha. 523 00:44:54,565 --> 00:44:56,963 And that's Gracie, our little Olympian. 524 00:44:56,965 --> 00:44:59,459 And then I think you know the cute guy in the middle. 525 00:44:59,461 --> 00:45:01,636 - I wish you had told me you were coming. - Mom. 526 00:45:01,637 --> 00:45:03,587 I would've fixed something a little fancier. 527 00:45:03,589 --> 00:45:05,923 - Mom, this is great. - I'll have the chicken, please. 528 00:45:05,925 --> 00:45:07,939 Oh, Asian chicken. 529 00:45:07,941 --> 00:45:10,915 Dishes. So, exactly, uh, how did this come about? 530 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:13,347 Uh, you know, it was a spur of the moment kind of thing. 531 00:45:13,349 --> 00:45:15,907 Uh, we both had time off from work, 532 00:45:15,909 --> 00:45:17,123 so we figured, why not? 533 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:18,435 Thom? 534 00:45:18,437 --> 00:45:20,644 - Uh, anything. Just... - So, uh, where you two heading? 535 00:45:20,646 --> 00:45:22,116 Lynnette, I'll take some more meat loaf. 536 00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:26,211 Thanks. Well, my mom lives in Vegas, so we're gonna go there. 537 00:45:26,213 --> 00:45:29,028 And then I also have some family in San Diego. 538 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:31,427 Oh, a California girl. 539 00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:32,996 Lynnette. 540 00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:33,988 Well... 541 00:45:36,229 --> 00:45:37,891 Not exactly. 542 00:45:37,893 --> 00:45:39,812 My half sister and my father live there. 543 00:45:39,813 --> 00:45:41,892 Oh, how often do you get to see them? 544 00:45:41,894 --> 00:45:46,371 Oh, about, uh, every 20 years or so. I grew up with my mom. 545 00:45:46,373 --> 00:45:48,036 - Oh. - In Vegas? 546 00:45:48,038 --> 00:45:51,396 In Vegas, Atlantic City, Orlando... pretty much everywhere. 547 00:45:51,398 --> 00:45:54,692 - So how did you two meet? - Uh, Mom. 548 00:45:54,694 --> 00:45:56,484 Oh! Oh, well, excuse me. 549 00:45:56,486 --> 00:45:58,948 If somebody would just call his parents every once in a while... 550 00:45:58,950 --> 00:46:01,284 and fill them in on what's happening in his life, 551 00:46:01,286 --> 00:46:03,172 I would not have to be so nosy. 552 00:46:03,174 --> 00:46:06,148 - But, so, do you work together? - No. 553 00:46:06,150 --> 00:46:07,748 - No. - No, I'm in nonprofit. 554 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:10,051 I don't think I'd last very long as a cabbie. 555 00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:14,052 A cabbie? 556 00:46:15,110 --> 00:46:17,893 Yeah, like your son. Thom? 557 00:46:22,758 --> 00:46:26,148 I didn't tell you guys about that? 558 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,324 That you drive a cab? 559 00:46:28,326 --> 00:46:31,492 Yep. Well, on the side, you know, for fun. 560 00:46:32,614 --> 00:46:34,756 Well, what happened to Wall Street? 561 00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:37,764 N-Nothing happened to Wall Street, Mom. It's still there. 562 00:46:37,766 --> 00:46:40,933 It's just, uh, you know, I, uh, got a mobile office, 563 00:46:40,935 --> 00:46:43,557 Wi-Fi, satellite kinda thing. 564 00:46:43,559 --> 00:46:46,724 I just, you know, don't have to be rooted to a desk anymore. 565 00:46:46,726 --> 00:46:48,740 I can literally work anywhere. 566 00:46:48,742 --> 00:46:52,133 So I can just type it in and off it goes. 567 00:46:52,134 --> 00:46:53,509 I'll have the chicken if there's... 568 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,556 But why a cabdriver? 569 00:46:55,558 --> 00:46:57,349 Well, I mean, why not, you know? 570 00:46:57,351 --> 00:47:00,037 When in New York... Right? 571 00:47:00,039 --> 00:47:04,325 Uh, plus, it's always been a dream of mine to overhaul the-the transit system there. 572 00:47:04,327 --> 00:47:07,845 So I figure, you know, might as well start with one out of a fleet. 573 00:47:07,847 --> 00:47:09,765 And, uh, so I figure... 574 00:47:09,767 --> 00:47:12,580 So you own a cab? 575 00:47:13,767 --> 00:47:15,781 - It's out front. - Here? 576 00:47:16,839 --> 00:47:21,477 You just... You just drove out here in a taxicab? 577 00:47:21,479 --> 00:47:23,781 - Sure did. - What fun! 578 00:47:23,783 --> 00:47:27,557 - Yep. - Goodness! 579 00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:29,605 You came all the way out from New York in a... 580 00:47:29,606 --> 00:47:31,972 It's unbelievable, isn't it? Wow. 581 00:47:32,647 --> 00:47:36,997 - Wow, wow, wow. - Yep. 582 00:47:36,999 --> 00:47:39,205 Is it one of the Checkers, or is it a little yellow one? 583 00:47:39,207 --> 00:47:41,413 I always liked the yellow ones. It's a... It's yellow. 584 00:47:41,415 --> 00:47:44,581 Oh, good. They smell better. Well, uh, if you could excuse me for a moment. 585 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:47,141 Oh, sure. Oh, if you need the bathroom, sweetheart, 586 00:47:47,143 --> 00:47:50,053 it's just past the, uh, pantry on the right. 587 00:47:53,639 --> 00:47:55,589 Oh, you wanted to have meat loaf? 588 00:47:55,591 --> 00:47:58,277 Uh, chicken. 589 00:47:58,279 --> 00:48:01,733 Asian chicken. Good for you. 590 00:48:07,431 --> 00:48:09,669 Well, would you look at that. Yeah. 591 00:48:09,671 --> 00:48:12,613 What fun! Yeah. 592 00:48:12,615 --> 00:48:16,709 So, how much is he charging you, Claire? No, I'm kidding. 593 00:48:16,711 --> 00:48:18,789 I am so kidding. 594 00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:21,093 Well, it was really nice to meet you. 595 00:48:21,095 --> 00:48:23,269 I just wish we had more time together. Mmm. 596 00:48:23,271 --> 00:48:27,173 Are you sure you don't want to stay until breakfast? 597 00:48:27,175 --> 00:48:30,085 Because your father doesn't even have to leave until 10:00 and we... 598 00:48:30,087 --> 00:48:32,005 Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm sure, Ma. 599 00:48:32,007 --> 00:48:33,829 All right. 600 00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:39,237 Well, it was nice to meet you anyway. 601 00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,318 Not a lot of time, but hopefully... 602 00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:44,837 How are you doing on cash? Need some money for gas or whatnot? 603 00:48:46,471 --> 00:48:48,166 Uh... 604 00:48:50,088 --> 00:48:51,174 No. 605 00:48:51,176 --> 00:48:53,670 Okay, um... 606 00:48:54,472 --> 00:48:56,422 All right. 607 00:48:57,288 --> 00:48:58,790 A pleasure. 608 00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:01,382 So, you have your dad's new telephone number? 609 00:49:01,384 --> 00:49:02,918 Yes. Okay. 610 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,518 You'll call when you get to California? 611 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,238 Yeah. I-I will. Just to let us know if you're all right. 612 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:08,294 Right. Okay? 613 00:49:08,296 --> 00:49:09,478 Okay, Mom. Safe trip. 614 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,078 Thanks. 615 00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:33,287 You okay? 616 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,366 Let me know if you need to switch. 617 00:49:39,368 --> 00:49:43,270 You can't drive. 618 00:49:44,872 --> 00:49:46,630 Not legally. 619 00:50:52,137 --> 00:50:53,479 Claire. 620 00:51:16,905 --> 00:51:18,663 Wow. 621 00:51:22,921 --> 00:51:24,775 Did you know about this? 622 00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:27,335 I have no idea how we got here. 623 00:51:27,337 --> 00:51:31,591 That's impressive, what with you, um, 624 00:51:31,593 --> 00:51:34,344 driving the car and all. 625 00:51:34,346 --> 00:51:36,295 I must have dozed off. 626 00:51:36,297 --> 00:51:41,064 No, I dozed off. You apparently went into a coma. 627 00:51:41,066 --> 00:51:42,984 We're alive, aren't we? 628 00:51:42,986 --> 00:51:46,375 Let's get back in the car and find the highway. 629 00:51:46,377 --> 00:51:48,263 The highway you drove off? 630 00:51:48,265 --> 00:51:51,112 - Yes. - How do we do that, Claire? 631 00:51:51,114 --> 00:51:53,063 Is there an on ramp I'm not seeing here? 632 00:51:53,065 --> 00:51:55,527 We follow the tracks. What tracks, Claire? 633 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:59,175 Unless you sprinkled bread crumbs for us to follow, there are no tracks. 634 00:51:59,177 --> 00:52:01,703 Why are you being an ass? It's not like I meant to do this. 635 00:52:01,705 --> 00:52:03,144 You realize that makes it even worse, right? 636 00:52:03,146 --> 00:52:06,152 'Cause that means we have no way of getting back. 637 00:52:06,153 --> 00:52:07,655 Fine. You stay here. 638 00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:09,735 I'm sure the tumbleweeds can appreciate your sarcasm... 639 00:52:09,737 --> 00:52:12,136 a whole hell of a lot more than I can. 640 00:52:25,162 --> 00:52:29,704 That was going to be so cool, wasn't it, with you driving off? 641 00:52:32,234 --> 00:52:33,832 Shall I? 642 00:52:59,626 --> 00:53:02,088 So when exactly were you diagnosed as a compulsive liar? 643 00:53:02,090 --> 00:53:03,912 I'm not a compulsive liar. 644 00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:07,048 Nah, you're Hall of Famer Dan Reeves. 645 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:09,352 Well, yeah, I lied about that. 646 00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:11,336 And about being a therapist. 647 00:53:11,338 --> 00:53:12,969 And a Wall Street tycoon. 648 00:53:12,970 --> 00:53:15,368 And just now about not being a liar. 649 00:53:15,370 --> 00:53:18,504 That's kind of oversimplifying it, isn't it? Well, it's kind of simple. 650 00:53:18,506 --> 00:53:21,480 You lie habitually. I don't see what the big deal is. 651 00:53:21,482 --> 00:53:23,496 Women are always like, "You know what? 652 00:53:23,498 --> 00:53:26,057 Let's just be completely, brutally honest about everything." 653 00:53:26,059 --> 00:53:27,721 And then somewhere along the lines that turns into... 654 00:53:27,723 --> 00:53:29,993 "I hate that you squeeze from the wrong end of the toothpaste," 655 00:53:29,995 --> 00:53:33,416 or-or, um, "You know when you're making that face when we're making love? 656 00:53:33,418 --> 00:53:34,728 Don't do that. That's ugly." 657 00:53:34,730 --> 00:53:36,392 Or, uh, "I wish you looked like a model." 658 00:53:36,394 --> 00:53:38,856 "And I've wanted to have sex with every person I've seen today except you." 659 00:53:38,858 --> 00:53:40,776 You feel better? I know I do. Oh! 660 00:53:40,778 --> 00:53:42,569 I'm so glad I got that off my chest. 661 00:53:42,571 --> 00:53:46,665 I mean, I would much rather tell a few white lies than put in all that work. 662 00:53:49,322 --> 00:53:52,431 And the lies back at your parents' house, that wasn't work? 663 00:53:52,971 --> 00:53:56,040 All that backpedaling? And for what? 664 00:53:56,042 --> 00:54:00,009 They don't care if you're some Wall Street zillionaire. They just want you to be happy. 665 00:54:00,011 --> 00:54:02,409 - And how would you know that? - Because they're unhappy. 666 00:54:02,410 --> 00:54:03,912 They are? 667 00:54:03,914 --> 00:54:06,281 Completely. 668 00:54:06,283 --> 00:54:08,104 Your dad keeps everything bottled in. 669 00:54:08,106 --> 00:54:12,169 Your mom barely acknowledges your dad. 670 00:54:12,171 --> 00:54:14,889 Whatever those two had when they got married they gave up on a long time ago. 671 00:54:14,891 --> 00:54:18,249 Yeah, well, you know what? It can't be all rainbows and chocolate hearts, you know? 672 00:54:18,251 --> 00:54:20,521 They had kids, responsibilities. 673 00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:22,281 Eventually, you have to settle down. 674 00:54:22,283 --> 00:54:24,776 Some people settle down and some people just settle. 675 00:54:24,778 --> 00:54:26,696 Well, it's clear which category you fit into. 676 00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:28,585 What? Oh, come off it. 677 00:54:28,587 --> 00:54:30,985 You escape New York faster than Kurt Russell. 678 00:54:30,987 --> 00:54:34,249 And then you demand that I take you back once you feel like I'm scamming you. 679 00:54:34,251 --> 00:54:38,313 And then you-you-you-you ask me to drop you off at a motel in the middle of nowhere. 680 00:54:38,315 --> 00:54:41,289 I mean, make up your mind. You're like a Ping-Pong ball. 681 00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:43,945 Someone gives you a little tap and you just go flying. 682 00:54:46,923 --> 00:54:50,107 I left New York because I caught my husband having an affair. 683 00:54:52,811 --> 00:54:54,089 Oh. 684 00:54:54,091 --> 00:54:57,577 Yeah, oh. You, like, um, 685 00:54:58,603 --> 00:54:59,786 caught him? 686 00:55:00,971 --> 00:55:02,537 Pretty much. 687 00:55:04,971 --> 00:55:07,529 There was definitely something going on. 688 00:55:07,531 --> 00:55:09,769 But you didn't see anything? 689 00:55:13,099 --> 00:55:18,089 I don't... See, I didn't see... I don't need to see something. I just know. 690 00:55:18,091 --> 00:55:22,730 There was no, like, e-mails? You didn't find pictures from the Bahamas or anything? 691 00:55:24,011 --> 00:55:25,513 I just know. 692 00:55:26,412 --> 00:55:28,553 All right, okay. 693 00:55:28,555 --> 00:55:30,090 Why are you laughing? 694 00:55:31,627 --> 00:55:35,242 When I drove off the road, you caught me. 695 00:55:35,244 --> 00:55:37,193 This? 696 00:55:37,195 --> 00:55:40,681 This just sounds like someone looking for a way out. 697 00:55:51,276 --> 00:55:53,353 How much further, you think? 698 00:55:53,355 --> 00:55:55,017 Depends. 699 00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:56,233 On what? 700 00:55:56,235 --> 00:55:59,690 Whether we're going toward it or away from it. 701 00:55:59,692 --> 00:56:03,626 We could be two days from the nearest road by now. 702 00:56:04,812 --> 00:56:06,634 Great attitude. 703 00:56:07,852 --> 00:56:09,834 Let's stop crapping ourselves, shall we? 704 00:56:09,836 --> 00:56:14,794 The likelihood of us getting out of this alive gets slimmer the longer we're out here. 705 00:56:14,796 --> 00:56:16,874 If the cold doesn't get us tonight, the heat will tomorrow. 706 00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:18,538 Would you shut up? 707 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:21,866 You wanna pretend there's a Marriott over the next horizon, you do that. 708 00:56:21,868 --> 00:56:25,226 But I would much rather spend our energy trying to figure out how to, you know, 709 00:56:25,228 --> 00:56:27,562 keep each other warm. 710 00:56:27,564 --> 00:56:30,730 How do you suggest we do that? 711 00:56:34,796 --> 00:56:36,139 No, thanks. 712 00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:38,826 Well, I'm not talking about... 713 00:56:40,364 --> 00:56:41,770 Whatever. 714 00:56:41,772 --> 00:56:44,362 You think it's cold now? Wait a few hours. 715 00:58:12,845 --> 00:58:14,379 Thom. 716 00:58:42,510 --> 00:58:43,787 Almost done. 717 00:58:44,974 --> 00:58:48,172 Great. Said we should be on the road in no time. 718 00:58:54,413 --> 00:58:56,363 Why are you so camera shy? 719 00:58:56,365 --> 00:58:58,635 I'm not photogenic. 720 00:58:58,637 --> 00:59:00,524 I find that very hard to believe. Mmm. 721 00:59:00,525 --> 00:59:03,083 I could show you some school pictures. Oh, come. 722 00:59:03,085 --> 00:59:06,059 Oh, yeah. I could show you one from third grade. 723 00:59:06,061 --> 00:59:09,355 My mom, she did my hair up in a... in a really hot perm. 724 00:59:09,357 --> 00:59:11,084 It was really sexy. 725 00:59:11,086 --> 00:59:14,412 That sounds really sexy. And then she put all this make-up on my face... 726 00:59:14,413 --> 00:59:17,612 and put me in this leather vest that I really, really hated. 727 00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:20,556 I looked like a rodeo clown. 728 00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:22,987 I got teased on the bus, it was that bad. 729 00:59:22,989 --> 00:59:26,092 Anyway, a few years later, 730 00:59:26,094 --> 00:59:30,316 I went to go visit my dad and Eve... that's my sister, half sister... 731 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:34,732 and wouldn't you know it, that picture's on his fridge. 732 00:59:36,622 --> 00:59:39,468 And he said, "See, 733 00:59:39,470 --> 00:59:42,060 I look at you every day." 734 00:59:45,230 --> 00:59:47,308 But it wasn't me. 735 00:59:48,878 --> 00:59:51,084 It wasn't even me in third grade. 736 00:59:54,606 --> 00:59:57,260 It's just a picture. 737 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:03,212 Can I take your picture? 738 01:00:03,214 --> 01:00:04,908 No! 739 01:00:04,910 --> 01:00:06,733 Come on. Didn't you just hear my whole story? 740 01:00:06,734 --> 01:00:09,773 Look, when you get old, like, really old, 741 01:00:09,775 --> 01:00:12,620 you're gonna want to share memories, okay? 742 01:00:12,622 --> 01:00:16,972 Maybe not of hot-perm, rodeo Claire, but definitely of something like this. 743 01:00:18,255 --> 01:00:20,140 Why can't you just take it without me? 744 01:00:20,142 --> 01:00:22,028 Because without you in the picture, it's a flat shot. 745 01:00:22,030 --> 01:00:24,140 It's like a postcard. But if you... 746 01:00:24,142 --> 01:00:26,989 All right. All right, here. Go on take a look. 747 01:00:29,998 --> 01:00:35,052 All right, put me on, like, the side of the frame. 748 01:00:35,054 --> 01:00:39,084 You see how it's a little easier to take in all of it with something in the foreground? 749 01:00:42,734 --> 01:00:45,004 Yeah, it's just not the same. 750 01:00:46,478 --> 01:00:49,101 Yeah, exactly. 751 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:52,013 So... 752 01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:55,021 can I take your picture? 753 01:01:08,271 --> 01:01:10,573 All right, you're looking at 355 all told. 754 01:01:12,239 --> 01:01:14,669 I thought it was an easy fix. 755 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,453 It was, but with the tow, it's 355. 756 01:01:17,455 --> 01:01:20,909 Uh... Oh, we can't pay that. We can't pay that. 757 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:24,141 I'm sorry. I actually don't think that you understand, um, 758 01:01:24,143 --> 01:01:25,933 I lost my purse four states back, 759 01:01:25,935 --> 01:01:28,845 and when I say that we... we can't pay that, I actually mean... 760 01:01:28,847 --> 01:01:32,378 You should've thought of that before you decided to park your car in the middle of the desert. 761 01:01:34,479 --> 01:01:36,493 Okay. 762 01:01:36,495 --> 01:01:38,669 Uh, we'll call the taxi company. 763 01:01:38,671 --> 01:01:40,749 Yeah, I don't know if the taxi company is... 764 01:01:40,751 --> 01:01:43,053 I mean, I'm sure they have roadside assistance, Triple A. 765 01:01:43,055 --> 01:01:44,781 Um... Something like that, so... 766 01:01:44,783 --> 01:01:47,821 This car isn't registered under any company. So, no, there's no roadside assistance. 767 01:01:47,823 --> 01:01:51,693 - Hold on, I think I got... You know what? I got something. - What are you talking about? 768 01:01:51,695 --> 01:01:53,837 If this was a commercial vehicle, it'd have different plates. 769 01:01:53,839 --> 01:01:58,446 This car isn't registered under any company anywhere. Just, uh, Thom Colvin, that guy. 770 01:01:58,448 --> 01:02:01,838 - Okay? So that'll be... - 355. 771 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,885 Thank you very much. Taxi company. 772 01:02:09,008 --> 01:02:10,893 Um... 773 01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:12,301 All right, hold on, okay. 774 01:02:12,303 --> 01:02:15,566 I am aware this is bad. Is there anything else? 775 01:02:15,568 --> 01:02:16,974 What? 776 01:02:16,975 --> 01:02:19,341 Is there anything else you haven't told me? 777 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:25,838 I bought this at an auction last spring. 778 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,525 And when I get really low on cash, I use it to pick people up. 779 01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:30,158 It's not something I do all the time. I just... 780 01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:32,430 I got kicked out of my apartment the first night you met me, 781 01:02:32,431 --> 01:02:35,534 and I didn't tell ya because I needed to make money. 782 01:02:35,536 --> 01:02:37,614 And then I didn't tell you because I was embarrassed. 783 01:02:37,616 --> 01:02:41,166 And then it was just, you know... it was too late. 784 01:02:44,751 --> 01:02:46,734 Also, the DVDs in the back are all mine. 785 01:02:48,335 --> 01:02:51,750 Also, the first night when you fell asleep in the back, I looked up your skirt. 786 01:02:53,839 --> 01:02:55,022 A lot. 787 01:02:55,024 --> 01:02:57,614 The cash... 788 01:02:57,616 --> 01:03:00,046 Uh, the cash wasn't mine, it was my parents', 789 01:03:00,048 --> 01:03:03,118 and I didn't borrow it from them. 790 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,974 I stole it. 791 01:03:04,976 --> 01:03:08,654 And, um, this morning... 792 01:03:08,656 --> 01:03:11,342 uh, this morning I... 793 01:03:11,344 --> 01:03:15,438 I heard the highway and I didn't wake you because I wanted to... 794 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,070 sleep in with you. 795 01:03:17,072 --> 01:03:19,599 And though you have, uh... 796 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,566 you have absolutely nothing to go on, 797 01:03:23,568 --> 01:03:26,350 I want you to know that I am, uh... 798 01:03:26,352 --> 01:03:31,534 I am tired of the way I am, and, um, 799 01:03:31,536 --> 01:03:33,876 I will never lie to you again. 800 01:03:36,912 --> 01:03:38,254 I know. 801 01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:03,055 I know he would be really happy and sleep better... 802 01:05:03,057 --> 01:05:05,135 knowing that you are safe and sound. 803 01:05:07,378 --> 01:05:08,815 He's your husband, you know? 804 01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:10,735 Uh, I do know that. 805 01:05:10,737 --> 01:05:12,976 Look, I am not gonna get in the middle of it. 806 01:05:16,081 --> 01:05:19,663 I just think he deserves a call. Let him know you're okay. Call him. 807 01:05:21,713 --> 01:05:23,119 Maybe. 808 01:05:24,273 --> 01:05:26,543 - Well, I tried. - Yes, you did. 809 01:05:26,545 --> 01:05:28,848 Yes, you did. 810 01:05:28,850 --> 01:05:30,704 Thom, have you met Claire's better half yet? 811 01:05:30,706 --> 01:05:33,711 Uh, you know, I-I, uh... I have not yet. 812 01:05:33,713 --> 01:05:36,751 Oh, he is quite a catch. 813 01:05:36,753 --> 01:05:38,896 He's, like, seven feet of muscle. 814 01:05:38,898 --> 01:05:42,447 He gave me the most beautiful sweater for Christmas. It was cashmere. 815 01:05:42,449 --> 01:05:45,071 It's just simply gorgeous. 816 01:05:45,073 --> 01:05:47,120 And practical, here in Nevada. 817 01:05:47,122 --> 01:05:49,392 Well, I think it's beautiful. 818 01:05:49,394 --> 01:05:53,711 It's a lot nicer than the golf clubs that Jared got me. 819 01:05:53,713 --> 01:05:56,432 Remember that? I mean, what the hell was I gonna do with golf clubs? 820 01:05:56,434 --> 01:05:59,248 Except maybe clunk him over the head with one. 821 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:00,847 Mom. 822 01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:04,623 Sweetheart? 823 01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:06,416 Hmm? 824 01:06:06,418 --> 01:06:10,576 You got my message about your father, right? Yeah. 825 01:06:10,578 --> 01:06:12,803 We're driving there in the morning. 826 01:06:13,842 --> 01:06:15,568 How are you feeling about that? 827 01:06:15,570 --> 01:06:17,520 Fine. 828 01:06:21,650 --> 01:06:23,568 We'll talk later. 829 01:06:23,570 --> 01:06:25,488 What's there to talk about? 830 01:06:25,490 --> 01:06:27,280 I haven't called yet. 831 01:06:27,282 --> 01:06:29,072 I decided I would just go and see him. 832 01:06:29,074 --> 01:06:30,916 He still at the hospital? 833 01:06:33,394 --> 01:06:35,280 You didn't get my message. 834 01:06:36,050 --> 01:06:37,328 Monday night. 835 01:06:39,186 --> 01:06:41,776 No, I left another one after that. 836 01:06:52,946 --> 01:06:54,544 The service is tomorrow. 837 01:07:07,219 --> 01:07:08,977 Claire. Claire. 838 01:07:08,978 --> 01:07:11,051 Claire? Claire, honey. It's okay. I got it. 839 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:15,409 All right... Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no. 840 01:07:15,411 --> 01:07:17,488 Okay, Claire, come on. 841 01:07:17,490 --> 01:07:19,601 No, no, don't... don't do this. 842 01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:21,969 Get out! Now hold on. Just breathe here. 843 01:07:21,971 --> 01:07:25,193 Just don't... All right, let's think this... No, no, no, no, no! 844 01:07:27,283 --> 01:07:29,520 That's okay. That's okay. I do that all the time. 845 01:07:52,499 --> 01:07:54,001 It's okay. 846 01:08:24,147 --> 01:08:25,777 Pick up my can. 847 01:08:33,395 --> 01:08:36,498 Pick it up. My can. 848 01:08:40,339 --> 01:08:42,033 Just a second. 849 01:08:46,195 --> 01:08:48,178 Okay. 850 01:09:00,915 --> 01:09:03,122 Sorry. 851 01:09:10,612 --> 01:09:12,785 I'll move it back. Don't... 852 01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:38,162 Towels are in the closet by the bathroom. 853 01:09:38,163 --> 01:09:39,762 Thanks. 854 01:09:48,276 --> 01:09:51,058 I'm crying already and I didn't even like him. 855 01:09:52,468 --> 01:09:53,746 I brought lots of goodies. 856 01:09:53,748 --> 01:09:56,626 Yeah. I got potato chips, and I got pretzels, 857 01:09:56,628 --> 01:09:58,450 and I got a lot of gum. 858 01:09:58,452 --> 01:10:01,554 Do I look all right? I was gonna have... do a hot perm, but I didn't have time. 859 01:10:01,556 --> 01:10:03,666 No, this is good, what you got going on. 860 01:10:30,868 --> 01:10:33,779 Oh! Look at this beautiful house! 861 01:10:35,701 --> 01:10:37,971 Eve. 862 01:10:37,973 --> 01:10:39,506 Claire. 863 01:10:45,301 --> 01:10:49,267 - You are so tan, Eve. - Oh, hey, Jill. 864 01:10:49,268 --> 01:10:51,763 Oh, you're practically Mexican. 865 01:10:51,765 --> 01:10:54,354 Mom. What? That is a compliment. 866 01:10:54,356 --> 01:10:56,947 - This is Thom. - Hi. Eve. 867 01:10:56,949 --> 01:11:00,626 - Thom. Nice to meet you. - This is, um, my husband, Alan. This is Jill. 868 01:11:00,628 --> 01:11:02,579 - Hi. How do you do? - Hello. Nice to meet you. 869 01:11:02,581 --> 01:11:04,499 This is Thom. Hi, there. Welcome, hello. 870 01:11:04,501 --> 01:11:07,282 - And this is Claire. - Oh, hi, Claire. Lovely to meet you. 871 01:11:07,284 --> 01:11:10,195 Oh! Oh, my God! 872 01:11:10,197 --> 01:11:12,307 Oh! Oh, Eric, my big bear. 873 01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:14,803 How are you? I wear your sweater all the time. 874 01:11:14,805 --> 01:11:18,611 I would expect nothing less. Hi. 875 01:11:20,757 --> 01:11:23,250 I, uh... I got on a plane as soon as I heard. 876 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:25,491 When was that? 877 01:11:27,029 --> 01:11:29,747 Last night. 878 01:11:29,749 --> 01:11:33,043 Well, um, I gotta see a man about a dog. 879 01:11:34,389 --> 01:11:36,275 Eve, may I use your boudoir? 880 01:11:36,277 --> 01:11:38,291 Yes. 881 01:11:38,293 --> 01:11:40,595 Bye, y'all. 882 01:11:43,061 --> 01:11:44,595 Uh, Thom. 883 01:11:44,597 --> 01:11:45,811 Hey, Eric. 884 01:11:45,813 --> 01:11:47,571 Heard a lot about you. 885 01:11:50,549 --> 01:11:53,363 Um, Claire, can we talk? 886 01:12:01,429 --> 01:12:03,475 You want a beer? Uh, yeah. 887 01:12:03,477 --> 01:12:05,780 How was the drive? Well... 888 01:12:08,117 --> 01:12:09,107 Long. 889 01:12:09,108 --> 01:12:10,099 For the last month, we'd been working a lot together, 890 01:12:10,101 --> 01:12:13,139 getting pretty close and, uh... 891 01:12:13,141 --> 01:12:16,819 I don't know, I guess I just like to talk to somebody else about us. 892 01:12:16,821 --> 01:12:18,675 I don't know. 893 01:12:18,677 --> 01:12:21,875 Anyway, around that time that's when, um, we had our big fight. 894 01:12:21,877 --> 01:12:25,011 I knew we had to work things out, so I called Candy over to the house to call it off... 895 01:12:25,013 --> 01:12:27,163 because I just wanted to stop it before... 896 01:12:28,789 --> 01:12:31,444 And that's when you came home and found us. 897 01:12:32,758 --> 01:12:36,052 Now, Claire, it's not her fault, okay? It's my fault. 898 01:12:36,054 --> 01:12:40,340 I let it go too long. I should've stopped it before it got out of hand and... 899 01:12:40,342 --> 01:12:44,499 She's a great girl, and I'm sure under different circumstances the two of you would be great... 900 01:12:48,437 --> 01:12:51,276 Point is, Claire, is that I never crossed that line. 901 01:12:54,326 --> 01:12:55,924 You gotta believe that. 902 01:12:58,518 --> 01:13:00,116 Because I believe we can work things out. 903 01:13:00,117 --> 01:13:02,548 I'm gonna work on being... 904 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:04,980 On what? 905 01:13:05,846 --> 01:13:07,956 Being more married? 906 01:13:09,654 --> 01:13:11,668 More in love? 907 01:13:13,110 --> 01:13:14,260 Both. 908 01:13:16,182 --> 01:13:21,044 Hi. Sorry to interrupt, but I think everyone's here. 909 01:13:21,046 --> 01:13:22,900 We're gonna walk down? 910 01:13:22,902 --> 01:13:25,524 - Yeah, thanks, Eve. - We'll be right out. 911 01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,924 All right. 912 01:13:30,486 --> 01:13:35,700 You know, when you were gone, I nearly lost it. 913 01:13:35,702 --> 01:13:39,765 I'd come home, empty house and you weren't there and... 914 01:13:44,438 --> 01:13:46,626 I don't want to feel like that ever again. 915 01:13:57,334 --> 01:14:00,277 Well, judging by how many people showed up here today, 916 01:14:00,279 --> 01:14:02,997 I think it's... 917 01:14:02,999 --> 01:14:07,797 safe to say that Dad was probably the loneliest man on earth. 918 01:14:10,870 --> 01:14:15,060 It's understandable. He was a hard man to know. 919 01:14:16,214 --> 01:14:18,325 And he didn't believe in second chances. 920 01:14:19,606 --> 01:14:21,716 What's done is done. 921 01:14:24,438 --> 01:14:26,197 I don't buy that. 922 01:14:28,246 --> 01:14:30,389 We can change. 923 01:14:30,391 --> 01:14:33,557 We do change. 924 01:14:33,559 --> 01:14:36,667 We don't have to take our regrets to the grave like he did. 925 01:14:39,159 --> 01:14:41,845 We can be free of all of that. 926 01:14:45,303 --> 01:14:47,093 We don't die inhaling. 927 01:14:48,279 --> 01:14:50,708 We exhale. 928 01:14:50,710 --> 01:14:53,109 We leave it all behind. 929 01:16:11,032 --> 01:16:15,030 Oh, uh, thanks. 930 01:16:16,823 --> 01:16:18,390 Um... 931 01:16:27,319 --> 01:16:31,222 I like Eric too. He's got all that muscle. He's-He's-He's not me. 932 01:16:36,088 --> 01:16:37,654 I hope a check's okay. 933 01:16:37,656 --> 01:16:40,086 It's fine. 934 01:16:43,031 --> 01:16:44,662 You going back to New York? 935 01:16:44,664 --> 01:16:48,246 You know, I can be poor anywhere. 936 01:16:48,248 --> 01:16:51,638 I might as well be on the road for a little while. 937 01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:58,102 Um, where's the, uh... Where's the airport from here? 938 01:16:58,104 --> 01:17:00,534 I don't know. 939 01:17:00,536 --> 01:17:02,838 Thought you said you didn't fly. 940 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,758 Well, it's time I got over it. 941 01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:06,998 Those pilots know what they're doing. 942 01:17:08,376 --> 01:17:09,814 And it's safer than driving. 943 01:17:09,816 --> 01:17:12,598 Depends who's driving. 944 01:17:14,584 --> 01:17:17,943 Well, I think that's everything, sweetheart. But you forgot your scarf. So, all right? 945 01:17:21,816 --> 01:17:23,543 Whoa. 946 01:17:23,545 --> 01:17:26,358 Hey, Thom, you, uh... you live out of your car, pal? 947 01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:28,535 Why's that? 948 01:17:28,536 --> 01:17:32,566 I... Well, why's that? Look at all the decorations in this bad boy. 949 01:17:32,568 --> 01:17:34,359 Isn't it great? 950 01:17:34,361 --> 01:17:38,647 Yeah, but, it looks like a pottery barn in here. 951 01:17:38,649 --> 01:17:41,687 But it's great. It's-It's... It's great. 952 01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:50,359 I'll take a last look. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. 953 01:18:03,128 --> 01:18:05,623 - I think we're all good. - I wish you didn't have to go. 954 01:18:07,512 --> 01:18:09,399 Claire! 955 01:18:11,225 --> 01:18:13,143 What did you just say? 956 01:18:14,744 --> 01:18:17,110 I said... 957 01:18:17,112 --> 01:18:19,127 I wish you could stay. 958 01:18:23,161 --> 01:18:24,790 I can't do that. 959 01:18:25,977 --> 01:18:27,447 I know. 960 01:18:27,449 --> 01:18:29,175 Claire! 961 01:18:29,177 --> 01:18:31,287 Hey, Claire? 962 01:18:33,785 --> 01:18:35,511 I'm sorry about your father. 963 01:18:37,401 --> 01:18:38,871 Thank you. 964 01:18:38,873 --> 01:18:40,631 He, uh... 965 01:18:42,393 --> 01:18:44,375 He really missed out. 966 01:18:56,729 --> 01:18:59,031 Oh, you're the only one that does that to me, baby. 967 01:18:59,033 --> 01:19:01,431 Yeah, well. Okay, all right. 968 01:19:01,433 --> 01:19:03,063 I want sweaters for Christmas. 969 01:19:03,065 --> 01:19:04,631 You'll get two this year. I promise. 970 01:19:04,633 --> 01:19:06,679 Turquoise. Just no pink. 971 01:19:06,681 --> 01:19:08,759 You be careful. I love you. 972 01:19:08,761 --> 01:19:10,327 Bye. Love you too, you guys. 973 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:12,517 Bye, guys. Bye. 974 01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:39,000 Doesn't get any easier, darling. 975 01:19:39,002 --> 01:19:42,776 She's been in my life 29 years, and it still hurts to see her go. 976 01:19:47,257 --> 01:19:51,095 Okay, we're gonna get back on the 5. 977 01:19:51,097 --> 01:19:53,080 We're gonna drive for about 60 miles. 978 01:19:53,082 --> 01:19:56,760 And then we are going to see that burger joint and we are going to stop... 979 01:20:05,306 --> 01:20:07,032 Come on, come on. 980 01:20:10,618 --> 01:20:12,248 Battery Park City. 981 01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:15,000 Have a good day, folks. Yeah, did Don see it? 982 01:20:15,002 --> 01:20:17,048 Then what'd he say? 983 01:20:17,050 --> 01:20:21,048 Then what's the problem? That's exactly what I was telling... Sorry, sweetheart. 984 01:20:21,946 --> 01:20:24,504 You know what, look, um... 985 01:20:24,506 --> 01:20:26,648 Okay, good. So... So you're basically telling me, Selena, 986 01:20:26,650 --> 01:20:29,400 that I spent four and a half hours on a plane reading a stupid thing... 987 01:20:29,402 --> 01:20:31,288 that we're not even gonna be actually dealing with? 988 01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:34,104 No, you told me that he'd actually read it. 989 01:20:34,106 --> 01:20:35,576 Hello. 990 01:20:35,578 --> 01:20:37,752 Right. Now you're telling me that he just read it now? 991 01:20:37,754 --> 01:20:40,601 Why didn't you tell me this when I was in California? 992 01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:42,744 Okay, look, do me a favor. 993 01:20:42,746 --> 01:20:46,238 Do not tell me to do something unless he has made a decision himself. 994 01:21:02,267 --> 01:21:04,408 Home, sweet home. Home, sweet home. 995 01:21:04,410 --> 01:21:06,553 I love seeing those little colored balls. 996 01:21:06,554 --> 01:21:09,081 If you find my eyelash, would you mail it to me... 997 01:21:09,083 --> 01:21:10,617 because that's human hair. Sure will. 998 01:21:10,619 --> 01:21:13,912 And I hear my phone ringing. Everything happens as soon as I'm home. 999 01:21:13,914 --> 01:21:16,440 You're telling me... I mean, you're driving me insane. 1000 01:21:16,442 --> 01:21:20,793 Hold your ponies. Oh. 1001 01:21:20,794 --> 01:21:22,969 Put him on the phone. 1002 01:21:22,971 --> 01:21:25,145 Okay. 1003 01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:30,777 Hello? 1004 01:21:30,779 --> 01:21:32,921 Hey. Hi. 1005 01:21:34,043 --> 01:21:36,825 Did you make it home in one piece? 1006 01:22:35,003 --> 01:22:36,410 No, no. No, no, that's... 1007 01:22:36,412 --> 01:22:39,161 Oh, God, no. That's Bill Semrock. No, no, no, no. 1008 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:43,449 This is Bill Wells. The exhibition artist. Remember? 1009 01:22:43,451 --> 01:22:45,402 He was the guy who had that show in Greenpoint... 1010 01:22:45,404 --> 01:22:47,481 where he hung himself from a flagpole by his nipples. 1011 01:22:47,483 --> 01:22:50,586 Remember? Right. Right, I remember. 1012 01:22:50,587 --> 01:22:53,178 Well, he and I went to one of those parties where everybody is in cages. 1013 01:22:53,180 --> 01:22:55,065 Right. 1014 01:22:55,067 --> 01:22:58,682 And, you know, people are crawling all over each other pretending to be wild animals. 1015 01:22:58,684 --> 01:23:00,506 What were you? 1016 01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:02,137 A turkey. 1017 01:23:02,139 --> 01:23:05,242 Bill was a dolphin. How cute is that? 1018 01:23:05,244 --> 01:23:06,810 Oh, my God. 1019 01:23:06,812 --> 01:23:09,721 Oh, we had the best time. 1020 01:23:11,004 --> 01:23:13,018 Suzanne, I'm really happy for you. 1021 01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:16,378 Oh, yeah. It's about time, huh? 1022 01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:17,786 Yeah. 1023 01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:22,426 Before I forget, San Diego called about the celebrity auction. 1024 01:23:22,428 --> 01:23:23,961 Are you going to be able to go? 1025 01:23:23,963 --> 01:23:26,233 Yeah, that's fine. I'll just give them a call in the morning. 1026 01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:29,850 All righty. All right. 1027 01:23:29,852 --> 01:23:31,546 See you tomorrow. Thanks, Suzanne. 1028 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:33,274 Bye. Bye. 1029 01:24:04,508 --> 01:24:07,707 Hola, my beautiful sister. It's Eve. 1030 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:11,451 Happy belated Easter, for what that's worth, I don't know. 1031 01:24:11,453 --> 01:24:14,075 I got your message and I think that would be so awesome. 1032 01:24:14,077 --> 01:24:16,058 Lady, you pick the date, I am there. 1033 01:24:16,060 --> 01:24:20,635 We'll eat, we'll surf, do everything you're supposed to do here in beautiful Encinitas. 1034 01:24:20,637 --> 01:24:24,539 Which is, uh, eating and surfing, now that I think about it. 1035 01:24:24,541 --> 01:24:26,907 Anyway, call me. I love you. 1036 01:24:28,477 --> 01:24:31,099 Hey, it's, uh... it's Eric. 1037 01:24:31,101 --> 01:24:33,371 I just called to let you know I dropped off some of your mail. 1038 01:24:33,373 --> 01:24:37,403 Your landlord said he'd put it inside your apartment for you so I wanna make sure you got it. 1039 01:24:38,652 --> 01:24:40,314 I hope you're doing okay. 1040 01:24:41,565 --> 01:24:45,179 Um, that's it. Okay. Bye.